Saturday, May 31, 2008

Awesome Post!!! Every article on the internet right now

THIS IS SO INTERESTING; IT IS THE MOST EXCITING ARTICLE ON THE INTERNET. IN FACT FROM NOW ON, I WILL BE POSTING EVERY SINGLE THING ON THE INTERNET IN MY FACEBOOK PROFILE BECAUSE GOD KNOWS I'M THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO READS CNN.COM, OR PRETTY MUCH ANY OTHER NEWS WEBSITE AND I JUST KNOW THAT PEOPLE LOVE HAVING THEIR NEWSFEEDS FULL OF NEWS ARTICLES BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK IN THE MIDDLE OF TIMBUKTU, NEBRASKA.

3 comments:

Katharine Albritton said...

I love you and your bitter cynicism. Which you already know, but I felt the need to reiterate it in comment form.

Anonymous said...

Brilliant. Too bad there is no Timbuktu in Nebraska. ;p

Anonymous said...

Dear Rob, I hate you, you're ruining everyone's facebook fun, xoxo Jane Hoya

PS- Where are the funny posts about your new job? (Kara)